Every year a team of linguists chooses new words to admit into the dictionary. These didn't make it. So uncool.....Crench and phib are my phavorite, 'cause I do them a lot.
sampleton-the person in the picture that comes with a wallet
ploof-to lose a contact lens in a urinal
crench-to lean against the sink and get your crotch wet
phib-to claim you're awake when someboby calls, even though you've been sleeping
deodritus-the last remaining flakes of deodorant scraped onto your armpit
leonamania-a morbid obsession with Ponce de Leon
pleln-the area between your arm and front yard