Thursday, November 13, 2008

Me again

It's me again. I'm the uncool one....again. I love Facebook. I really do. I totally enjoy stalking my friends and looking at pics and all the funny, witty things people write on walls, status updates...all that. But I guess I'm not that cool 'cause I'm really not into being poked, cyber-hugged, planting little green things and such. I really don't wanna take any quizzes either. I'm a slightly anal minimalist, and I don't like all the clutter that clogs up my page whenever I do stuff like that. The quizzes are funny and all, it's just that I already feel guilty spending so much time on the world wide web keeping tabs on everyone and reading blogs. In fact, I've already violated my rule of never spending more than 10 minutes making a blog post.

Also, if I'm not friends with someone in real life, I'm really not interested in being Facebook friends. Or, if I've met someone one time and know that there's no chance I'll ever be meeting them again, I kinda don't think it's necessary for them to send a friend request. And if I've never met them at all, no chance. Just don't wanna...

So, if I ignore your group or your event, candy gram or whatev, please don't be offended. I totally love you and am glad we are real life AND internet friends.

7 comments:

MaryBeth said...

You realize I'm going to start sending you little fish for your aquarium just to piss you off now.

Kaerlig said...

I "ignore" on a consistent basis.

LTD in Las Vegas said...

My most favorite friend request was from an old "family friend" we all know who is off his rocker now & just got done sueing my brother for $150K but thought I'd be interested in seeing what he's doing in his life...as in KungFuPanda...SKADOOSH! I AGREEE!

Maudie Jane said...

I too love the stalking bit, but I don't get all the warm fuzzy business everyone sends each other, or all the groups. Let me stalk people in peace.

The Pratts said...

I am totally with you... I don't want any weird e-roses or a wink or anything else like that. I do love facebook, just not all the fluff that goes with it sometimes!

Rick said...

Does that mean you didn't appreciate my 25 "Gifts From Bulgaria?" I think I'm going to cry myself to sleep for about a month...

Angie said...

I don't want any e-drinks or to see who is the hard-core gangsta...I ignore all the time!